bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

adamflayman:

my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along

kanyewesticle:

my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

• no
• stop
• dude
• literally
• like
• seriously
• fuck

foxnewsofficial:

ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

yuuersdsz

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

dampsandwich:

excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts

sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talent

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

leedskiss:

if u didnt think this photoshoot was the cutest thing in the whole world u are a horrible horrible liar

all the otps and captain nialler is just so happy to be there